8. I could collate you all night long.

7. You call that a long-arm stapler?

6. I'm not the Do-It-Yourself type — I'd rather do it with you.

5. Sleep with me or I'll tell everyone you're a sell-out.

4. Hi. My name isn't Jim Goad.

3. I'm an anarchist in the bedroom too, baby.

2. This has to be the finest collection of Riot Grrl poetry I've ever seen compiled in chapbook format.

1. No Xerox in the world can duplicate my love for you.